While some people were turned off by Guillermo Del Toro ‘s love story between a woman and a fishman in his Oscar-nominated film The Shape of Water , plenty of devotees were absolutely smite. And not only with the alluring narrative. Some understood the tender-yet-animalistic fish dude and think,” Yeah, I’d go there .”
Lucky for them, specialty science-fiction and fantasy sex plaything manufacturer XenoCatArtifacts has disclosed a new product that interprets what the fishman’s, ahem, rod and tackle would look like.
To be clear, the movie never shows the fishman’s equipment. But the romance between Elisa, a mute custodian tasked with clean a government laboratory, and the being is definitely consummated. Elisa even explains to her friend how it operates employing hand motions, indicating the flat-fronted being “unsheaths” from an opening in his crotch. It’s kind of like how real-life sharks run.( Google it .)
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XenoCatArtifact’s interpretation, called” Jewel of the Amazon ,” looks like it’d be pretty accurate. It’s made from platinum-grade silicone and the base even glows in the dark.
” The toy itself is just gorgeous ,” wrote one happy client on XenoCatArtifact’s Etsy page.” Beautiful sculpt and the colours are wonderful, XCA actually ran above and beyond to make something nice to look at AND to use. The silicone is soft enough so that the ridged fins don’t feel as harsh as they appear .”
The item is so popular it has already sold out, but XenoCatArtifacts promises to have more in stock in time for the Oscars.
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